cocksick

the semi-nauseous feeling you get after sitting on your 'nads for too long.

I was geekin' so hard on the computer that I sat for 3 straight hours until I was cocksick and stumbled to the bathroom.

by barfo-ramadome August 3, 2009

cocksick

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.

His penis was so big I got cocksick.

by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011

cocksex

any type of sex involving the penis. often followed by the phrase "ONE WORD"

Ima gunna get me some cocksex, ONE WORD!

by jimmy john and joe November 5, 2008

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

Full of Cocks

Insult (adj.);
1. Implies stupidity (in a person or object)
2. Someone who isn’t cool
3. Something that isn't cool

Person 1: "Robert was banned by VAC for cheating in Counter-Strike"

Person 2: "Robert is full of cocks"

by R10t 0n R0ut3 0n3 July 25, 2008

Cocksauce

a dipping sauce used for small cocks and wieners

MMMMMMMMMM! This is really good cocksauce, what's in it?

by ihateyou August 31, 2003

shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.

Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007