Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Victory Cream

The semen produced when a man loses his virginity.

Hey, did you hear that Matthew gave Nicole his victory cream last Friday?

by The Uncreamable May 6, 2019

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

cream-bun

1. The act of ejaculating while the penis is completely pancaked between a pair of breasts so that the cum is contained between them, hence a filling a bun with cream. Often a less messy alternative to the pearl necklace or facial. Requires either gigantic breasts or a smallish penis.

Afraid that he might ruin Leslie's makeup, Jon smothered his dick between her DDDs as he began to cum, cream-bunning her like a gentleman.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015

cream shower

1. When a male ejaculates after masturbating and the semen squirts high enough for it to come back down all over the male's head.
2. When a male pulls out during sex and ejaculates in a manner such that the trajectory of the semen comes down on the partner's head.
3. Any other occurence where semen drops from above onto someone's head.

1. I was lookin at some porn the other night and accidentally took a cream shower.
2. I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a cream shower.

by Rik F March 10, 2008