ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 27, 2008

Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.

Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.

by Ericdii August 1, 2012

capri-sun

A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.

"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"

by Diryn August 5, 2006

capricorn

capricorn’s are very goofy, but they are very serious so please don’t joke around with them- or they will sue you. so just be careful. in other words: they are intimidating at first, but once you get to know them they are very emotional beings.

yo, she is so goofy and silly but i’m too intimidated to ask her on a date, she must be a capricorn

by alana len December 27, 2020

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

lazy piece of crap

A person who doesn't help his friends move and would rather sit and home and play world of warcraft

Wow! He is such a lazy piece of crap!

by notjustin March 20, 2009