One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
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Get the Canoodle mug.A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."
Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.
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Get the Canoes mug.An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
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Get the Canoe mug.A cancer ridden shit hole excuse for a middle school. The teachers are fucking retarded, the lunches taste like shit. Its always hot as fuck. And when it is cold its way too cold.
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