ten count

1. When a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout "Ten COUNT!"
2. A positive reply along the lines of "word"
3. Telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest
1. "TEN COUNT!"
2. "Yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing...Ten Count yo!!!!
3. "Yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. Camn down, Ten Count G"
4. "Hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest...TEN COUNT!!!!
by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004
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count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha
by the count97555 July 08, 2011
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Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.
“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”
by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020
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Count Knobula

The sexiest user on 404. Men and women alike fall for his wit and charm.
"Count Knobula knows kung fu and will kick your arse."
by Someone September 26, 2004
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count macula

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted
HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her
by count swagula March 23, 2011
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Count Cockula

When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.
"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"
by theshortbusrider June 26, 2009
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count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick
yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula
by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009
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