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Corona Baby

Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020
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coronacleaning

Extreme repetitive compulsive cleaning resulting in a shortage of cleaning supplies.
"I haven't been able to buy wipes for weeks! #coronacleaning"
by Freybjorg April 21, 2020
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coronacleaning disease

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.
"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"
by Freybjorg April 21, 2020
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Corona breathing

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020
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Coronafart

A fart that is now socially acceptable provided it is within the 2 metre distancing restriction.
i coronafarted in Tesco the other day, thank god it wasn’t a sneeze!
by Yontsbbig May 2, 2020
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Coronachondriac

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.
Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.
by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020
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Coronacrazy

A term that applies to a serious loss of COMMON SENSE due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
"Karen literally walked up to a kid n stroller, & coughed n the lil' 1's face. B*tch done gone CORONACRAZY!!"
by TheClipArtist June 23, 2020
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