ass contact

When you look at one's ass when they walk by you.

Hey man u listening?
Yeah, sorry I had some ass contact with Jane
Haha, it's okay

by thanospet October 21, 2011

BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.

Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(

by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

butt contact

When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.

A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.

by Hugrew June 23, 2017

Jeromy Constant

-a term describing the excess use of incorrect grammar as well as non-pai9d promotion in every day sentences/conversations.
-coined from Jerome Pruitt

"Hey bro did you see that video by ______"
"Yeah bro , you should tots check out there merch"
"what are you bro? a Jeromy Constant?

by Bradical Bread November 1, 2018