conversational sponge

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes

Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!

by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015

Conversapist

Conversapist- The one who doesn't spark a conversation but rather force-fucks it.

A: Hey, what you do last week?
B: Nothing, just went to 24 hr fitness.
(Enters conversation unannounced) C: Ahh, I hate 24 hour fitness. They have completely shunned the traditional American gym system and substituted it with sub-par customer service and mediocre pop music...

A: ... Erhm

B: ... *sigh* Fucking conversapist.

by Miturban Esderty August 21, 2015

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

Convertible Guy

An interesting person who is very full of himself.

Usually struggles to make decisions and plays with people's feelings.

Knows how to make people feel very important and lure them in.

VERY good with words.
Clingy. Very Clingy.
Will leave you when you need him the most.
Very hard to love.

"Oh you know she asked Convertible Guy to Prom"
"Wait really"
"Yeah he said yes and she is super excited"
"Tell her not to be too excited"
"Why...?"
"Convertible Guy has been using her since forever he's probably going to leave her last minute"

by bangerzintheazz69 June 11, 2019

convertible burt

An OG whos name was Burt from the hood from back in the day that used to sell drugs in his convertible. Around the 70s and 80s

Does this dude think he's convertible burt selling drugs with his top down.

by Jbubz October 7, 2020

Conversensation

When you're having a conversation that you / they are really enjoying.

Umz enjoyed talking to her, he was having a conversensation.

by TomMichael October 23, 2020

Conversational Probe

when your doctor gets chatty during a prostate exam

Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"

by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021