Condom Ring

the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)

Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?

Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....

Condom Ring by Spinman75 December 4, 2009

Condom fishing 

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

Condom fishing by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

condom fight 

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.

Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.

condom fight by rossdwp March 27, 2009

Condom Mobile 

A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.

The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.

Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.

This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.

If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.

Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.

John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.

Condom Mobile by Raccooninabox July 2, 2006

Condom Commercial Kid 

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

Condom Commercial Kid by arka June 3, 2008

condom chewer 

1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.

2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense

Damn, he is really a condom chewer

Get away from me you dirty condom chewer

condom chewer by Nikku April 21, 2006

Condom Wrapper 

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.

Condom Wrapper by Honey Do July 24, 2011