The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."
The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"
Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"
The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"
Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"
Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"
The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"
Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
by A-No. July 17, 2010
Get the Computer Modemug. I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
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Get the computer-offmug. One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
by tirtle March 1, 2017
Get the computer neutermug. Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
by guy354 September 17, 2016
Get the computer geniusmug. by NhehGuy June 20, 2018
Get the is my computer onmug.