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Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
by A-No. July 17, 2010
mugGet the Computer Modemug.

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
mugGet the Computer Bladdermug.

vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
mugGet the vaginal computermug.

computer-off

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter
by justinaimers June 23, 2008
mugGet the computer-offmug.

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''
by tirtle March 1, 2017
mugGet the computer neutermug.

computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
by guy354 September 17, 2016
mugGet the computer geniusmug.

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.
is my computer on?
YES
by NhehGuy June 20, 2018
mugGet the is my computer onmug.

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