Colossal Ridiculity

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)

.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity

by Lord Fureon November 6, 2007

Coldstalling

Any lazy or useless activity a sales person engages in that prevents them from picking up the phone and calling potential customers or clients.

Pam: Hey Brad, I've spent my entire morning getting Russell's prospect list together so he can spend the afternoon cold calling. Do you know where he is this morning?

Brad: Oh, he called in and claims he will be cold calling from home this morning.

Pam: Yeah, right. You mean he's "coldstalling", right?

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

colossome

Something that is so colossally big, it is awesome.

That burrito is colossome.

by big.O October 30, 2011

Colosseo

The acting of dress like a Roman emporer, taking a girl to the Colosseum, having an orchestra play Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy', importing elephants, tigers, lions etc. to run rampant among the pit, and in the center of the ring sodomize the girl in front of a full audience.

I will Colosseo Snooki

by Dizlus Caesar August 22, 2011

Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

colesonmemes

A simple man who respects women, and is a meme legend!

WOW! I can’t believe colesonmemes is this cool!

by Colesonmemes December 3, 2017

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018