phil collins

A very successful British drummer. Sadly, despite what people may tell you, he cannot sing and relies on electronic music devices to make his music sound good.

Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that.

Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.

On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.

Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.

But once again, he is a great drummer...

by 010101_bot August 13, 2005

Gemma Collins

A perfetic bitch that has a lower brain capacity than a bloody buzz feed feminist. I don't know how this is possible but she is actually more annoying than bad boy carney or Clayton. In other word she's a stuck up prick

Gemma Collins is a right prick
Yh m8 she more annoying than carney

by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019

taylor collins

to wear a hannah montana wig and have the nose of an Veedrramon

"how did that taylor collins get out of the cage, run for your lives!!!"

by thee betrayed February 10, 2009

Phil Collins

Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?

"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."

by Rx January 24, 2005

Fort Collins

Used to be a small, boring, cow town, oh wait it still IS.

Places close too early, if you're under 21 there ain't sh*t to do, the mall is one floor and too small, vanilla valley, not enough places to dance and traffic is worse than Denver

by Adrienne April 28, 2004

Collingswood High School

A complete shit hole in the middle of a up and coming suburban area. Often referred to as c-hood. Kids from oaklyn (they’re pretty cool) and kids from woodlyne (a very awful town) come to Collingswood High School. Students rarely ever take work seriously. It is impossible to walk into the bathroom and not see a group of kids huddled up in a circle around the heater hitting juuls a dab pens. People also very commonly destroy everything in the bathrooms so they shut down every boys bathroom except the one on the first floor. Often students will get caught by the most intimidating security guards in south jersey, they will only receive a 3 day suspension no matter how bad what they did was (accept fighting, they take that seriously because in previous years that’s all the woodlyne kids would do). And then when the kids get back they will do the same shit again and that’s why our school is betting increasingly shittier and shittier.

Person from haddontownship: Have you met that’s kids from Collingswood High School?

Person from haddonfeild: No, and I don’t want to, they are all dirty theifs.

by Akinnnn March 2, 2019

mark collins

The author of "The Gospel according to Collins"; Creator of "The Collins Theory"; A phenomenal teacher who tells amazing stories in class.

Yo dawg, I read that "The Gospel according to Collins" book and was totally invigorated by that Mark Collins author.

Collins is totally a Mark Collins because he is such an amazing teacher.

by ThrowawayAccount0101 April 1, 2016