will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, blondish hair, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads.
by bibyity September 16, 2019
Get the colby lindeman mug.a thick necked moron who tends to have a massive ego. also very thick in the rump area. trash at video games as well
Person 1: where is colby at?
Person 2: oh you mean hulk neck? I just saw his cocky ass earlier today, total fuckin dweeb
Person 2: oh you mean hulk neck? I just saw his cocky ass earlier today, total fuckin dweeb
by Smallgood September 26, 2023
Get the Colby mug.Colby is a slang for chode looking nigger he also likes dick up his ass with a side of nigger some would say his chode is so thicc they call it chodelock. Colby is another way of calling a diebeto fuck a nigger. Colby is the type of person to roll instead of walk. Families kids and animals hide your FOOD IMMEDIATELY this fat nigga is coming for it all. He will sniff it out from a mile away he loves little girls under the age of 7. If they don't like him back he will eat them.
WATCH OUT FOR THIS NIGGER.!!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THIS NIGGER.!!!!!
Friend 1: OMG look at Colby hes eating that girl
Friend 2: Chodes are so weird. Hey don't stare for to long
Friend 1: Why??
Friend 2: He will eat you
COLBY: I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND NIGGERS
COLBY: MORE FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Friend 2: Chodes are so weird. Hey don't stare for to long
Friend 1: Why??
Friend 2: He will eat you
COLBY: I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND NIGGERS
COLBY: MORE FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
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Get the Colby mug.the best thing to happen to anyone as he is so good and great and he is always got a great smile and he makes other people smile and he is so beautiful, got cereal in there. I want him so bad. ❤️❤️🦹 ♀️🦹 ♀️⭐️⭐️🐱🐱🦆👅👅🩸🩸🩸💕💕😻💨💨💨💨💨💗💝💝😎🐾🐾🕊🕊🕊🕊😞😞😞😞💓💓💓💓💝💓😎😎😎tiktoks= @ellaamerritt @colbslver
by Ellaamerritt June 13, 2023
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Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
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