Cobit

Habits or practices developed during the shelter in phase of COVID virus, which become part of the normal routine and persist post lifting of shelter in place. (Cobit stands for COvid haBIT).

Doing virtual dinners with friends every week is a cobit

My cobit is going on long walks every evening

by Compass(PM) May 14, 2020

Covitarian

Someone who can't just behave correctly in times of Covid19, but has to constantly tell others, especially in the social networks.

Karen made seven posts today on how to behave during the lockdown. She is such a covitarian.

by hunge19 May 18, 2020

Covitastical

adj. An extraordinary event, idea, or experience that can only happen during a pandemic

Even in Covitastical times, we remember what it use to be like when it was normal (ie...pre-3/11).

by tobywillow May 22, 2020

Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020

Cognitive dissonance

An example of somebody displaying cognitively dissonant behaviour would be a situation where the persons views, values, beliefs etc are contradicted or opposed by one or other persons causing them mental (psychological) stress. At this point a state of cognition is triggered effectively causing them to refute, reject &/or miss-perceive the contradictory views, values or beliefs.

It is also used by assholes on the internet who try to sound smarter then they really are, without actually knowing what it means.

"smoking will most likely cause you to have cancer you know?"

"hmmm I'm not so sure I know people who have smoked all their lives and they're fine, plus I enjoy it anyway.." this is cognitive dissonance

by Cakeboy327 December 6, 2020

Coitus

Fancy way of saying sex

I want someone you **** me then say I had coitus

by Jacob black December 20, 2020