cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007

clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007

cockholster

To commit treason by colluding with a foreign enemy while at the same time appearing to curry favor with that same entity in the public space.

It’s clear now that Donald Trump totally cockholstered Vladimir Putin to get help winning the election.

by ScottyCompton May 9, 2017

cockdouche

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap

You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

cockgobbler

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

by mdboi May 19, 2004