cockwashing

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.

'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'

by bookshop lady May 11, 2022

Cockasaurus

A term used to describe an unusually large in size penis...

Damn his dick was big as a cockasaurus

by FoZzy1896 June 6, 2022

cockasaurus

its a dinosaur with a 6ft cock not erect and 12ft erect

"Ay Jeremy look at the cockasaurus!"
"Wow look at that cock!"

by Brick Egg III June 13, 2022

cockmate

Play on the word roommate. A word for hobos living out in the cockpit of a 2-seater plane or helicopter

josh is my cockmate
wait you guys fuck?
huh?

by Asninox September 20, 2022

cockasukin

a retarded rooster

heihei is a cockasukin

by liz_1952 March 9, 2023

cockmiser

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.

Shaun has Cockmiser.

by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023

cockmatch

It’s something you say when you match words, phrases, thoughts or actions at the same time.

Friend: this is my new roommate, Joe
Me and my friend: Joe mama
Us : COCKMATCH!!!

by Joemamaaaaaa June 29, 2023