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Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"
I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".
by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006
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Clobberknock

to hit someone with the 'front' of your fist repeatedly; to hit someone like you are knocking on a door; hitting like a girl
Sally clobberknocked me for calling her mom a slut.
by Livey P February 7, 2007
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Climbapotamus

A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.
Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!
by scottbox November 6, 2009
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Clobby

The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'

Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
by John Davier May 2, 2010
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Clobbler

1- multi-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making that went out of style in the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.
1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car seemed to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.

3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.
by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018
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chicken clambo

son did you chicken clambo allo ver the walls?
by krokrokrakro69 February 24, 2009
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clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.
Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.
by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010
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