Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
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father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
That father clock needs to control his alarm!
by Myahsaurus Rex June 19, 2017
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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!
I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009
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Clock twerk

Damn, that bitch knows how to clock twerk! She must be related to Cardi B
by Bootycheeckclappin August 25, 2019
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killing the clock

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!
by Hizzyboo January 19, 2018
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clock woah

A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.
“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”

“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
by And I oop- the dancing banana November 05, 2019
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