chodeism

Chodeism is a religion where having a small pp is ok, and we accept girls for who they are unless they dont make us sanwhiches...

"i have accepted the religion of chodeism into my life".... "That girl made some really good sandwiches she is allowed into the chodeism religion"

by WinslowIsChode June 22, 2020

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, clueless, or you simply dislike them.

“Bro I didn’t mean to!”
“You’re such a CHODEMOSEXUAL”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

chodecel

A male that is forcibly celibate due to his genitalia being too girthy to properly engage in any kind of sexual activity.

Because Bob was born with a penis that was girthier than it was long, he was condemned to the miserable life of a chodecel.

by jonesiebonesie April 3, 2021

Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.

Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.

by BagelLamp May 21, 2021

Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

Wavy Chode

It waves like the waves in the sea

That kid named Dylon has a wavy chode.

by tumiyyuo August 21, 2013

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014