chellovek

male punker, usually a 'street punk'

Oi! Oi! My young chelloveks!

by Tweaker Bob February 26, 2006

Chelax

A combination of chilling and relaxing, with an emphasis on relaxation. Not to be confused with the more common, Chillax, which connotes equality between chilling and relaxing.

Jos is chelaxing on Sunday night after a super dope, action-packed weekend with his special lady friend.

by DJSaulGood April 4, 2009

Chelsea Grin

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.

Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!

by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chelmsford Potato

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

anton chelnokov

Amazingly gorgeous talented aerialist now performing in Varekai. Formerly in Saltimbanco (Cirque du Soleil).

Anton is my love!

by Alisa January 22, 2004

chelly fish

(noun) A newly discovered off-species of the Jellyfish. It's tentacles are red, sometimes giving the impression of red hair. (adj) a red-haired silly

(n) The chelly fish swam into the depths of the over-rated school of other high school fish. (adj) That chelly fish girl asked everyone in the hallway if they had a poncho. What a silly.

by book of wisdom January 31, 2010

Chelwell

A nickname for a girl named Chelsea. Always fun, loving, motherly yet childish at the same time. Someone who you know you can always trust and can never forget. Chelsea is the worlds most amazing best friend, even boring moments with her are a great time out. She will always put her friends feelings before her own. She states her own opinions no matter what the reaction of the other person may be. She is the person that will tell you what you don't want to admit to yourself. You can never handle losing a friend like this, she is the definition of a best friend and you are completely stupid if you ever let this friendship die out. She is also absolutely beautiful and smart but probably the most modest person on the planet. She is the kind of perfect you admire, not the kind you become jealous over. She's the best person you will ever get to know so don't pass this friend up and treat her well or you will regret it.

Chelwell is the most amazing friend.

by eswizzle4 July 19, 2011