Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.

Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.

by ThaiCube December 6, 2017

Whip the custard

Verb.

After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.

After they both climaxed, Harry started to whip the custard and continued to pleasure Belinda.

by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018

smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard

by Katiefinchpoo August 2, 2019

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Custard Arms

Having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms

Man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms

by pezzzzzz October 21, 2009