Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad
Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate
by divertido casi January 26, 2017
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Cali Groupie

People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.
" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."
by Zoop55 April 06, 2016
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cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN
WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.
by TanRevolver December 01, 2010
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Cali

Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile

She’s a hard worker who does her best

She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story

But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible

She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute

Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors

She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend

Respect her boundaries!
“Cali is so sexy I want to put her in a cage and keep her forever
by Molkymonkey January 08, 2025
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Cali

An amazing beautiful girl that wants to have a good life and she won’t let anybody get in the way of it. She is very hot all the boys like her.
by Lime squeeze March 05, 2019
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Cali

A word for top-shelf weed from california, famous for its pleasant high, great taste and high thc-content. It was made famous in Europe through hip-hop. Real Cali is extremely expensive due to high quality and sheer hype and risky import process and is almost impossible to get unless you smuggle it yourself.
If your plug is selling Cali it's:

a. Spanish Cali, which is good weed but not worth the Cali price.

b. Some mid af pack that you just bought for 3x the normal price.

c. PGR weed that looks great but will fuck you up. Not in a good way.
by ilovedrugs420 April 16, 2024
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