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Cloud X

A +1 feeling of extra euphoria and extra happiness to the Cloud 9. Especially from a trying a new power dank strain for the first time. cloud X as in cloud 10
Yo homie, what strain was that yesterday? It had me high straight to Cloud X.
by Manny9xx January 22, 2020
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Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.
Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!
by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012
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Bang cloud

When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.
It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.
by Ang8300 December 11, 2016
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Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
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cloud shoes

The act of getting high.Or in refinance to weed.
If im going to that shitty movie with you i got to put on my cloud shoes
by Iomandala August 15, 2007
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Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.
by Creeper478 October 10, 2020
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Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.
What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.
by KHawk December 29, 2010
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