santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

lost cause

Something with little chance of succeeding.

The movie 'jungle 2 jungle' was a lost cause

by Yep September 4, 2003

santa clause

Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.

timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY

by It's koni May 12, 2022

Caushimistic

Cautiously optimistic. A guarded belief in progress.

I am feeling caushimistic about the economy

by dphilnugen April 22, 2009

claustrophobia

Fear of being in enclosed spaces. Not necessarily small spaces, although many claustrophobic people don't like these much either. The main issue is being trapped in somewhere you can't get out of easily. Claustrophobic people may avoid or feel uncomfortable in situations like flying in a plane, being in the middle of a crowd, or using an elevator.

Friend: Now we just take the elevator up to the ninety-seventh floor...oh, I forgot. You've got claustrophobia. Better take the stairs then *sigh*

Me: Actually, like many others with claustrophobia I still use elevators, because we don't let it control our entire lives.

by Leah here January 5, 2009

Claustropation

A person suffering from an abnormal fear of being closed in or of being in a confined space while having irregular bowel movements in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.

Philip’s claustropation started to kick in when he found himself trapped in a well after eating an entire block of cheese.

by pip1776 September 15, 2010

Causally Disconnected

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

by YAWA July 25, 2019