cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

cemetery

A girl who's had an abortion

me nuh care fe sandra, she ah walking cemetery

by rheagradkowska8 May 16, 2014

cemil

An interesting individual who is working all the time at his fathers grocery shop

Kanacke 1: Bruder muss arbeiten kann nicht zocken yaaaa
Kanacke 2 : Bruder mach mal keinen auf cemil

by Daldalas July 4, 2017

Cema

Cema is a name of person . Especially a girls , not a lot people have this kind of name but i dont know what meanings of it .

Cema

by Imsad who are you November 21, 2021

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 24, 2007