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Car jacking
1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
Car jacking by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
car stroke
A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.
car stroke by J Wheels January 24, 2008
Car personality
Mechanical or structural characteristics that the vehicle has developed over the years, and that only the owner or the vehicles drivers are aware off.
My car has a lot of car personality, the battery terminals come off while driving so these need to be reconnected each time you start, the radio only tunes to 88.5 so set the iTrip up on that station, To open the glove box turn the latch the other way because of reasons I don't know why but it works, when changing gear from 1 to 2 run the stick hard along the left edge to avoid it grinding.....you get the idea....car personality.....you car has it somewhere.
Car personality by Kent-Wes Jacobsen May 4, 2007
car-farmer
a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
car-farmer by K-1000 September 2, 2007
car wreck tv
Any television show that reasonably intelligent people would describe as horrible but many people watch religiously anyway because it is just so bad they can't bring themselves to look away or change the channel or, God forbid, turn the tv off. Most "reality" tv shows would fall under this category.
"I can't wait to get home and watch Survivor, Beauty and the Geek and The Apprentice. Too bad I'll have to Tivo American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Just can't get enough of that car wreck tv!"
car wreck tv by "T$" April 24, 2008
Car-Horn-Ese
The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.
Car 1: HONK!!!
Car 2: Honk?
Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese
Car 2: Honk?
Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese
Car-Horn-Ese by KorokDude August 28, 2023