When the vaccine for the swine flu that is more dangerous than the flu itself is legal and approved by the government, and the people STUPIDLY rush to get it because of the superb PR strategies from the pharmaceuticals. Government sits back and does nothing, in fact u can't even sue the company and they r making millions of dollars, no one is held responsible for putting human lives in danger - capitalism.
OMG this flu is worse ever and I'm gonna die and it's gonna be pandemic so I better go get vaccinated while I do not have a clue that the vaccine is a moneymaking toxic machine cuz nobody told me. Oh wait, I live in capitalism. Maybe I should know better,,,
by toni79 September 28, 2009
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America - half capitalist half socialist
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America - half capitalist half socialist
Communist Russia - Dictatorship (not communist)
by Nigger McCoon October 13, 2003
Get the capitalism mug.forget your little pipedreams of utopia because the elites will always serve themselves and fuck the poor
by hippies lick ass April 7, 2004
Get the capitalism mug.The ONLY economic system that rewards people who are more intelligent and productive than others, as well as the ONLY system that promotes freedom, individualism, and human progress. As opposed to socialist systems which insist on equality ahead of anything else, equality which has to be ENFORCED by big government, and have led to tyranny in countries like Cuba, China, and especially the Soviet Union.
However, is not a perfect system, and does have some problems. Most of them are caused by the government because it is working in tandem with the private sector (see crony capitalism). Even crony capitalism is far better than socialism.
Unfortunately, capitalism has a bad name among young people these days, often associated with the words "pig", "bastard", and "evil." Maybe because they think that America (which is NOT a purely capitalist country, and is still basically the best country in the world) is the only example of capitalism, and they don't like the fact that they have to go out and get jobs.
Socialists advocate redistribution of wealth and worker-run companies. Communists advocate similar things, except enforced by totalitarianism. See Soviet Russia.
However, is not a perfect system, and does have some problems. Most of them are caused by the government because it is working in tandem with the private sector (see crony capitalism). Even crony capitalism is far better than socialism.
Unfortunately, capitalism has a bad name among young people these days, often associated with the words "pig", "bastard", and "evil." Maybe because they think that America (which is NOT a purely capitalist country, and is still basically the best country in the world) is the only example of capitalism, and they don't like the fact that they have to go out and get jobs.
Socialists advocate redistribution of wealth and worker-run companies. Communists advocate similar things, except enforced by totalitarianism. See Soviet Russia.
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Suppose you are a highly intelligent, productive person.
Socialism: You live in a crappy housing block with some other intelligent, productive people, and some disgusting, unintelligent, unproductive bums, who make ABOUT as much money as you. You work a job assigned to you by the state, which most likely does not have anything to do with your skill set. You know you will never become wealthier or improve your lifestyle, so your motivation to work hard is almost nil.
Capitalism: You had a good idea and were good at business, so you live in a beautiful house, drinking expensive Champagne and surrounded by beautiful models, and do whatever the hell you want to all day. Well, OK, not always, but at least sometimes!
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Me: I'm an intellectual, and I believe in capitalism.
Stupid teenager: I'm an intellectual, and I'm a socialist because I have read the writings of Marx and believe in public management of business.
Me: No, you're a stupid teenager, and you're a socialist because you don't want to get a DAMN job!
Suppose you are a highly intelligent, productive person.
Socialism: You live in a crappy housing block with some other intelligent, productive people, and some disgusting, unintelligent, unproductive bums, who make ABOUT as much money as you. You work a job assigned to you by the state, which most likely does not have anything to do with your skill set. You know you will never become wealthier or improve your lifestyle, so your motivation to work hard is almost nil.
Capitalism: You had a good idea and were good at business, so you live in a beautiful house, drinking expensive Champagne and surrounded by beautiful models, and do whatever the hell you want to all day. Well, OK, not always, but at least sometimes!
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Me: I'm an intellectual, and I believe in capitalism.
Stupid teenager: I'm an intellectual, and I'm a socialist because I have read the writings of Marx and believe in public management of business.
Me: No, you're a stupid teenager, and you're a socialist because you don't want to get a DAMN job!
by Capitalism be da man April 1, 2011
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by Rob Lawson March 17, 2004
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by William Malins May 26, 2008
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AnCaps are often very conservative socially (i.e. "trans women are not women", "homosexuality is immoral", "stop the SJW's", etc.) due to their connection with Libertarianism and American nationalism.
Anarcho-capitalism has never been put in place in modern society.
(I do not agree with Anarcho-Capitalism myself, just making a definition.)
AnCaps are often very conservative socially (i.e. "trans women are not women", "homosexuality is immoral", "stop the SJW's", etc.) due to their connection with Libertarianism and American nationalism.
Anarcho-capitalism has never been put in place in modern society.
(I do not agree with Anarcho-Capitalism myself, just making a definition.)
Julia: Hey, I found some guy on Discord screaming about the evils of paved roads. The hecc is this?
Julian: Anarcho-Capitalism. Just ignore the guy.
Julian: Anarcho-Capitalism. Just ignore the guy.
by UrbanDoge July 13, 2021
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