by mystitious February 4, 2010
Get the Cadence mug.Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He
Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Caden, just look how hot he is
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
by HotMan420$$ August 2, 2016
Get the Caden mug.A common internet term denoting men with transsexual tendencies who attempt to deceive online communities by portraying themselves as female. May post pictures of self in female regalia, cross dressing included. On close inspection, an Adam's apple reveals itself. May also participate in attempting to lure unsuspecting heterosexual men into cyber-sex.
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by 9mmfu February 7, 2009
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Get the back the big brown caddie out of the garage mug.Cadyn is a beautiful, smart, funny, kind, and unique girl. She’s brave and tough when she has to be and doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap. But she is also kind and will always make you laugh and make you feel better when you’ve had a bad day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see. She loves animals more than people and knows more about the office than anyone else. She has the best laugh and the best voice. Once you get to know her you can’t believe there really is someone that perfect and you can’t imagine her not being in your life. Best Friend.
My best friend Cadyn just won a million dollars from Office trivia and built an animal shelter with it!
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