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Arabian Cactus

One time in math class a boy pulled at Endrina's jeans and her scrubbly Arabian Cactus was exposed.
by LexTheBex December 9, 2008
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toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.
I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again
by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008
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Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.
by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004
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Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.
My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.
by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011
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Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo
I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.
by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011
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groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked
by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016
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Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys
by mmgk April 23, 2021
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