Arabian Cactus

A Short stubbly haired vagina

One time in math class a boy pulled at Endrina's jeans and her scrubbly Arabian Cactus was exposed.

by LexTheBex December 07, 2006

toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough September 09, 2008

Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.

All hail Cactus Thing.

by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo

I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.

by Rusty Unycorn June 27, 2011

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff May 30, 2011

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto April 28, 2011

groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye April 04, 2016