Bullshinanigans

Basic shinanigans with the subtle to extreme twist of bullshit. Can be used in a positive or negative context... doesn't really matter.

Bitch 1: " What are you up to guy?"
Bitch 2: " Oh you know. Same old bullshinanigans."

by Jesse Medeiros October 1, 2006

plain old fashioned bullshit

Lying, cheating, stealing, bluffing, etc, in an obvious yet difficult to defeat manner. Usually everyone is aware of this type of bullshit when it occurs, but cannot stop it due to the fact that people using it usually are in a position of power, ie managers, marketing reps, etc.

This is opposed to the new type of bullshit which is much more common these days, in which one tries to be as low key and stealthy as possible.

John, your reason for hiring your brother was some plain old fashioned bullshit and you know it.

by CloutierFan02 January 5, 2005

Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.

ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010

Stupid bullshit talker/walker

Some one who talks complete and utter shit all the time and wear shit. (e.g trackies and a dinner jacket). They often come out with stupid remarks that shows that they are clearly a prick.

Stupid bullshit talker/walker: I hate it when people say there going to shag your mum and don't

Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.

by mong boy July 26, 2007

the bullshit

It manifests in a variety of ways on a spectrum, ranging from people being just annoying or ineffective and communicating and frustrating to work with, to people being uncommitted, to people making commitments they can't keep, all the way to people just being blatantly disingenuous. Any form in which social norms and niceties get in the way of effective communication or accomplishing a task also falls under this category.

This is the bullshit.

by TheAsian EggrollMaker April 29, 2019

bullshinger

Calling out a belligerent drunk on his blatant lies after you have lied yourself.

Word used to describe a bar patron that can't put two lying sentences together.

To sling drunken yet obvious bull i.e. "oh no I am not drunk I always slur and spill my drinksh."

"Dude, you are such a Bullshinger!"

by vter June 13, 2007

bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.

Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks February 5, 2012