Bowser

1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.

2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.

1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!

2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!

by pooploser64 January 13, 2013

bower

It is an incredibly stupid woman who believes she is much smarter than she really is.

That bower can't do anything right.

by Miguel VIII October 28, 2010

bowler

One who prefers to smoke weed or tobacco in a bowl.

When I smoke, I like to roll a blunt, but John is a bowler.

by the ra man September 30, 2006

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.

Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Bowery2ooth

Bowery2ooth (Also known as BoweryTooth894 and Jozeph) is an EPIC Fortnite gamer. He is a giant sweat and pops those 90s like it’s nothing. He also knows Ninja personally. JK, he wishes, noob. XD.

Hey, have you seen that Bowery2ooth? He is a right sweaty Shmuck

by BobRossLover69 August 19, 2019

Scotchie Bowler

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010