bitchalog

(verb)to bitch more then 15 minutes about one event. To ramble on complaining. Bitch when no one is listening.

She had a bitchalog about someone using her cup.

She went on a bitchalog about parking and realized no one cares.

by psychocalikitty January 23, 2013

Bitchal

A bleeding anus that is filled with sticky green puss, the rectum is covered in wart like bumps that spew mucus when they burst.

Mitch is a bitchal.

by oneil77 November 8, 2013

bitchalicious

describing an action so nasty yet amusing that you can't get your head around it

These two starting going at it with names, hair pulling, scratching; it was so bitchalicious that I laughed till I cried.

by isbourne November 7, 2014

Bitchany

A bitch named Brittany, can be spelled multiple ways.

Guy one: "Yo look at that girl"
Guy two: "Brittany? Don't go for her, people call her Bitchany"

by catsrmylyfe September 24, 2015

bitchasouraus rex

When someone is fat, and looks like a dinosaur, and is a bitch.

Dude, Sally is a total bitchasouraus rex!

by RooshiRum October 20, 2015

bitchachino

A coffee drink costing 5 dollars that only a high maintenance woman would order

Check out that gal in the starbucks with all her bling drinking a bitchachino. I sure feel sorry for the poor sap she's married to

by sexystewardess April 18, 2016

bitchass strawberries

The coolest band ever created in a matter of twenty seconds.

person A: Any good new artists you know?
person B: Yeah, the bitchass strawberries are the shit!

by iwritedefinitionsnottragedies October 11, 2016