Reverse Blumpkin

All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.

The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.

Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.

Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?

Girlfriend: Yes.

by Gundament2 November 9, 2012

blumpkin party

3 or more blumpkins taking place in ajoining bathroom stalls

that blumpkin party was epic!

by DDP March 23, 2005

Golden Blumpkin

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

by DankOregon March 28, 2009

Fuzzy Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.

Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

by John Butz & Meghan Kay August 18, 2004

Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

Country Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.

"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."

by rjpond August 30, 2007

atomic blumpkin

recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb

did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin

by pmoney May 13, 2005