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Blumpkin Red Tide 

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea
just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
Blumpkin Red Tide by another new guy December 10, 2008

Blumpkin pie 

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.
I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie
Blumpkin pie by AChan March 24, 2007

Blumpkin spice latte 

When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)
OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!

blumpkin juice 

The toilet water that one drinks after giving a blumpkin.
"Yo baby, can you drink my blumpkin juice?"

"Alright, puddin' cheeks."

Blumpkin catcher 

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin
That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

Blumpkin Blunder 

Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin
"Do you love me mummy?"

"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"
Blumpkin Blunder by Zikoziko January 19, 2009