Blong

A bong using blood as the filtration material.

I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.

by Kirtanerlol October 9, 2008

Blango

A Cigarette acquired from somone on the street.

Chav: "You got a spare blango cuz?
Gilligan: " Spare Banjo..? what?"
Chav: "Blango! Cigarette blud are you dumb"
Gilligan "oh right say it properly and I'll give you one."

by Blango Cuz February 22, 2010

Blong

The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.

dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet

by KerenSmith January 25, 2011

blognoy

To annoy in a blog. Any aspect of the blogging world that is annoying.

That post was blognoying.

She blognoyed me.

What a blognoying blog!

by Quirkyloon March 10, 2009

bloggorhea

Unnecessarily lengthy and/or overly frequent comments posted to a blog; or the habit of extreme verbosity when posting blog comments; or the useless content within such unnecessary comments.

Tom: Wow! Gina must spend her whole day on this blog! She posts a comment on every thread that gets started here! But it's all babble ... she only comes up with something really worth saying about two or three times a month!

Dick: Yeah, she's got a bad case of bloggorhea. She obviously needs to get a real life.

by ninja nella January 26, 2010

blogographer

Someone who likes blogs way too much, esp. those that then blog about blogging and other blogs.

Pete: Have you seen how much John blogs about blogging?
Steve: Yeah, he's a regular blogographer.
Pete: Blogographer?
Steve: As in someone who takes blog circlejerking to the next level.

by Walter G. Butts December 18, 2011

blong

the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in

1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.

by furtab June 9, 2018