Beowulf is to perform an act that is nearly superhuman or amazingly epic. Making you seem boarder line Spartan/Beowulf. This term can also be used for sexual intercourse or talking about previous sexual experiences.
Today i escaped out of jail and Beowulf'd that gate to freedom.
I saw this bad chick last night, needless to say i took her to my house and went all sorts of Beowulf on that pussy.
I saw this bad chick last night, needless to say i took her to my house and went all sorts of Beowulf on that pussy.
by jpkisses1 January 26, 2011
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Get the Beoll Jooglar mug.1. The internationally recognized language of Beotches, consisting primarily of whines, moans and snivles. Particularily irritating to males of all species.
Woman: (Unintelligible whining)...why are you always doing things with your friends...(gutteral grunting)...you drink too much...(noises too high pitched for the human ear to register)...you drive too fast...
Man: I'm sorry, I don't speak Beotchi...
Man: I'm sorry, I don't speak Beotchi...
by balls104 August 3, 2006
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a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
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beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
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beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!
Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!
Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith December 14, 2008
Get the beort mug.slang for stinky or bad breath, commenly used by stinky ass hobos who dont brush there teeth or who dont use listerine.
"jesus carl when did you last brush your teeth?"
"err.... i dunno why"
"cos u gt some fucking bad beorals comin from your pie hole"
"err.... i dunno why"
"cos u gt some fucking bad beorals comin from your pie hole"
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