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menstru-bating

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.
by Daniard January 8, 2024
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Bate em

Universal to all languages. Accompanied by a brandishing of the fist with back and forward motions.
Phrase of encouragement for a gentleman pursuing either a female companion or a fight.
Duff: "I'm out tonight men"
Joq: "Where you thinking of going?"
Duff: "Out on the town like. Meeting a few tinder birds"
Joq: " Fair fair fair. Bate em Duff"
by Conor Duff January 10, 2021
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Paris Bates

One of the most finest, baddest, and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Tends to be shy and introverted but won’t admit it. Very distracting due to how cute and loving she is. Ps: she will reject you but keep trying….you may have a chance in the future.
You talk to Paris Bates? Wow, you’re a lucky one!
by Rodger That June 5, 2021
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Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020
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hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.
Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate
by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017
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Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it
I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating
by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020
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Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
Wow my cocks large, Bates.
by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019
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