barnyard golf

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

by james c anderson April 17, 2006

burnardo

The bumpy spots on the under part of a penis.

The Burnardo's are itching again.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

Bargardi

A Huffy

Look out! The bargardi is comming right this way!

by B. Paul January 19, 2003

barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007

Dirty Bernard

The act of a male pulling out as a female squirts juice in his mouth. He then holds her juice in his mouth as he cums in her mouth then spits her cum in her mouth. The female then gargles on the cum cocktail as she sucks the males dick...
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Hey that girl is a freak I heard she gave Lucas a dirty Bernard at the farm party

by Spanish_currency January 9, 2018

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006

bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014