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Smithy banter

Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.
"I had some proper laughs off James last night!"
"James Smith?"
"Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"
Smithy banter by Kate Winslut October 2, 2011

cheeky banter 

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer
Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8
cheeky banter by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016

Wiffy Banter

When someone pulls their trousers down
Jack Saunders was caught with his trousers at his ankles. It was proper Wiffy Banter
Wiffy Banter by Hat Seller May 5, 2018

Witty Banter 

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
Witty Banter by gravy111 November 19, 2010

Backseat Banter 

The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.
Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8

Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA

No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter

Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA

I love you mom.
Backseat Banter by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010

standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.
"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked
standard banter by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013