Bald Denial

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019

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Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

by Mirhossain May 5, 2020

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Ball spice

Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.

Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.

Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

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Bala cynwyd middle school

A school where a bunch of low life ppl who think they're the shit when they're actually not. No joke the people here are so damn annoying it makes me want to jump out a window. This one girl can get away with anything if she just cries. People think a specific teacher is a pedo and most of the teachers here don't give a shit about anything. All they want to do is get paid and it's hella sad. Most of the girls here are so basic and rude it makes me wanna vomit. Almost all of the girls cause way too drama and talk shit behind other people's back. They also say shit about each other online. Tell one person a secret and itll get to the whole grade. almost everyone here picks fights and talks crap but when you're down with their shit and want to fight them they will low-key flee.

Bala cynwyd middle school is retarded

by yallareretarded April 15, 2019

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Show Balls

Fantastically beautiful testicles which are normally in a freshly shaven sack. Beautiful enough to compete in a best ball competition. Like show dogs but for balls.

"Hey Kip, come look at Pat's really great balls"
Damn, you're right, those are show balls"

by Don Hippo August 27, 2018

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