butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

butt attack

When the muscles of the buttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the butt is under attack.
Often times this happens when you have to poop really bad.

John: Ah, butt attack!
Moses: You have to poop, man?

by purplecalculus June 29, 2011

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

Jungle Butt

steamy, musty, hairy, hot and humid ass crack. Similiar to Swamp ass, but far worse.

I wish I had not wore these rubber pants tonight, it is giving me a really bad case of jungle butt

by MM67 July 4, 2007

butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

by biffula December 27, 2007

butt job

The act of a man sticking his penis in between a womans ass and the woman squeezing her cheeks as the man humps.

Can you please give me a butt job babe?

by buttlicer1234 January 1, 2009

butt shining

This is a Southern term for exposing bare skin inappropriately, butt, belly, breasts, crotch, etc.

Now I'm not taking you to the pool with your butt shining!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020