butt attack

When the muscles of the buttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the butt is under attack.
Often times this happens when you have to poop really bad.

John: Ah, butt attack!
Moses: You have to poop, man?

by purplecalculus June 29, 2011

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

by biffula December 27, 2007

butt job

The act of a man sticking his penis in between a womans ass and the woman squeezing her cheeks as the man humps.

Can you please give me a butt job babe?

by buttlicer1234 January 1, 2009

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

butt shining

This is a Southern term for exposing bare skin inappropriately, butt, belly, breasts, crotch, etc.

Now I'm not taking you to the pool with your butt shining!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

butt strutt

when you have to shit and there is no bathroom around and you have to hold your ass cheeks together to hold in your shit.

"benjamin and i were running the marathon and i had butt strutt before i shit myself."

by coorreey August 16, 2006