cum blanket 

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

cum blanket by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

L-shaped blanket 

One of the many movie sex scene clichés when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".

Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.

L-shaped blanket by Damien Dante June 29, 2009

Banter Blanket 

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

Banter Blanket by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Special Blanket 

A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.

Rob just ruined my Special Blanket. There is jizz EVERYWHERE.

Special Blanket by AXO slut compound December 16, 2010

Shit in a blanket 

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

Shit in a blanket by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

Management jizz blanket 

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

Management jizz blanket by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

two puppies fighting under a blanket 

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

two puppies fighting under a blanket by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006