Kinetic Awareness

The ability or skill to know the position of your body in a moment in time and space. Usually a byproduct of Yoga or Martial Arts Practice. Used to hone skills in in sexual prowess to a degree that is inconceivable.

Bro 1: What Happened with you and that girl last night?
Bro 2: I so took her back to my place.

Bro 1: You live with your parents; your full of shit!
Bro 2: Yeah I didn't say have to say anything because I have PERFECT kinetic awareness on my body, including my cock! She was so dazed she didn't know what the fuck happened; exact for the fact that she had been fucked.

Bro 2: Your fucked up weird.
Bro 1: Yes... Yes I am and your jealous as shit!

by White MAMBA! November 16, 2011

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

arkaraj

Someone who is really sexy, handsome and at the the same time very skilful and smart. An arkaraj tends to be rich and successful in life

He is an absolute arkaraj

by TrollLord July 20, 2017

Alkar

He is the best

Chris: who is alkar?
Joe: he is the best smh

by Alkarbalaay December 19, 2020

akariko

pretty annoying but kind of cool. sometimes they may be nice sometimes they may not you never know. Very unpredictable.

Akariko over pair of eyes

by .lamar jackson May 17, 2021

Akari

A very beautiful girl with gorgeous brown eyes and a average short human being she’s a very sweet and kid person to those she cares for she’s an overall great friend and will always be there food is the key to her heart she’s always hungry and gets mad when haven’t eaten

Have you seen our friend Akari lately

by Anaberta Gutierrez November 21, 2021