Dingo ate my baby 

Eclectic, non-sequitir phrase often used in the place of a general acknowledge to another statement. Meant to convey general absurdity. Refers to an incident from the 1980's documented in the movie "A Cry in the Dark", in which a seemingly absurd story about dingoes attacking a child turned out to be true.

"How was your weekend?". "Dingo ate my baby". "Cool".

Dingo ate my baby by Optiongeek March 16, 2010

the dog ate it 

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

the dog ate it by Chris May 23, 2004

who ate all the pies 

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

who ate all the pies by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

i ate a pen 

when you consume a pen

ben "hey man i ate a pen"
john "man that sucks"

i ate a pen by LizardDash005 August 14, 2019

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!! 

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!! by Danman11 June 19, 2006

dog ate homework 

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

dog ate homework by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

bears_ate_my_flipflops 

My wife
Stupid
Argues with me
Gay
Soon to be cosplay buddy🙁

bears_ate_my_flipflops Yeah hi it’s izumi if you see this now play genshin with me..

bears_ate_my_flipflops by qiqithezombie July 13, 2021