Assflea

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010

assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

assface

a face that looks like an ass

the child has an assface because he is a loser

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

ashify

To ashify someone is to make him fall in love with you and than leave them for someone else

that bitch will ashify you

by arich$$ April 13, 2011

assfixia

Hemorrhoid operation.

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.

by Guido1 September 26, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

Assflop

Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .

Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop

by Nolife56 May 6, 2013