Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

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Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.

The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.

by bdpuk December 7, 2011

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An absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.

"I turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then I BASE jumped off it!"

"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"

by The Rrin January 19, 2012

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Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

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Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013

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