asswaffle

Someone who loves waffles and ass

Heat is an asswaffle

by Spongeworthy July 29, 2008

assability

the ability to assertain the exact abilties of any given ass on any given chick at any given moment in time.(see ASSKEN)

ass ken was able to assertain the fact that she was ass friendly w/his assability,thus knowing, not making assumptions nor assuming.

by assken December 3, 2009

answar

Like an answer only combatively typed in all caps.

And do you think this revilement will not be punished?
I would like to inform you the answar is “NO”.

by Merdeux September 10, 2010

Ashwath

Captain Friendzone. Every gal's best pal. Scrapes into everything but a relationship. Can't handle his drink and likes to splash the cash. Ashwath is the wettest of the wet and will always dog the boys.
Variations - Scrapewath, Seshwath, Ashy babes, Palwath

Ashwath dogged the boys

by Rimmy Diab July 12, 2017

assa

a dum, stupid, not smart person

girl: hey
boy: hey whats 1 times 1
girl:2
boy: why are you such an Assa
girl: ( smacking teeth) shutup

by ms livvy May 27, 2014

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

Asswax

It's stuff you put on your ass to make it soft and less hairy

I used asswax and it was so helpful

by Bad bitch named hermosa June 25, 2020