woody

A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.

Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.

by penguns January 11, 2021

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside

he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(

by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021

Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms

That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody

by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024

woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024

Woody and buzz

When you are high and have a massive boner at the same time

Aww dude I had a massive woody and buzz last night

by Dr Duece July 6, 2021

woody

a big 6ft 5 stud. They call him Daniel 'woody' Redwood

Oi woody, leaves those kids alone!

by Daniel 'woody' redwood February 10, 2022