Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.

"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"

by billith February 15, 2005

slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017

Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

by Frank Savage November 4, 2015

sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow

by Nonamegypse March 11, 2017