Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?
North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?
North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
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The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.
A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.
The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.
A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.
Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake
by sarahh=) October 18, 2009
Get the urban ticktionary mug.A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.
Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?
Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty
Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary
Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.
Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty
Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary
Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.
by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011
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Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."
"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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"Entries on characters from Stargate SG1? When did this turn into Urban Wikipedia?"
"Who the fuck keeps submitting these tracklistings of The Who albums? This is Urban Dictionary, not Urban Wikipedia."
"Who the fuck keeps submitting these tracklistings of The Who albums? This is Urban Dictionary, not Urban Wikipedia."
by Doctor Cyclops September 18, 2006
Get the Urban Wikipedia mug.An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.
Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
by inf_rnal June 28, 2020
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