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dead ass

when you are really serious about a situation. for ex
person : dead ass she really said that.
by heyo tomato October 1, 2019
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Deading

The act of killing yourself in a videogame to get closer to your questmarker
Example:
OK lets get back to camp.
Nah its to far i'll just be deading.

how did you get here so fast?
I deaded.
by Rejack search it up! November 19, 2016
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dead goat

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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
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I Dead To Be Figure

Basically means like your shocked (New York) slang only
“Bro you seen that video of Bryanna giving head.“

“You deadass? I dead to be figure bro”
by Happy N.Y. April 28, 2020
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Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.
Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."
by Doap March 2, 2023
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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